Watching the dice come up cocked / very much like my first marriage.
Your disgustingly slow play will not disturb my inner tranquility / I recite this mantra as I plan his dismemberment
Alone in the box / watching the faces of my former friends.
Whether to make his 5 point or mine / Wishing I could flip a coin so no one could see.
Please tell me how lucky I am one more time / Let me show you what hot coffee feels like.
I gently offer you the cube with the utmost respect / Hoping you will choke on it and die.
Tell me again how the dice on line are fair / tell me again where Santa Claus lives.
The joy of making the prime / a feeling not unlike a successful visit to the bathroom.
Watching him gammon me with that smirk on his face / Wishing I had a gun.
How hard can it be to keep the dice on the table? / Wondering how this man can drive a car.
Phil Simborg
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