- Watching the dice come up cocked /
very much like my first marriage.
- Your disgustingly slow play will not disturb my inner tranquility /
I recite this mantra as I plan his dismemberment
- Alone in the box /
watching the faces of my former friends.
- Whether to make his 5 point or mine /
Wishing I could flip a coin so no one could see.
- Please tell me how lucky I am one more time /
Let me show you what hot coffee feels like.
- I gently offer you the cube with the utmost respect /
Hoping you will choke on it and die.
- Tell me again how the dice on line are fair /
tell me again where Santa Claus lives.
- The joy of making the prime /
a feeling not unlike a successful visit to the bathroom.
- Watching him gammon me with that smirk on his face /
Wishing I had a gun.
- How hard can it be to keep the dice on the table? /
Wondering how this man can drive a car.
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