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Simborg's Laws Of Backgammon
13.03.2011
THE SIMBORG'S LAWS:     It’s easy to tell when you have a great roll-- the dice will be cocked  For every cube action, there is an equal and opposite cube action (that will bite you in the ass later).  Never give a cube you’re afraid will be  taken.  Buying your opponent drinks is the best  investment you’ll ever make.  No cube is... Read more...
Backgammon Haikus
13.03.2011
Backgammon Haikus By Phil Simborg: Watching the dice come up cocked / very much like my first marriage.  Your disgustingly slow play will not disturb my inner tranquility /  I recite this mantra as I plan his dismemberment  Alone in the box /  watching the faces of my former friends.  Whether to make his 5 point or mine / Wishing I could flip a coin... Read more...
Backgammon Humor
13.03.2011
Backgammon Haikus 28.06.2006 Backgammon Haikus By Phil Simborg: Watching the dice come up cocked / very much like my first marriage.  Your disgustingly slow play will not disturb my inner tranquility /   I recite this mantra as I plan his dismemberment  Alone in the box /  watching the faces of my former... Read More...Simborg's Laws Of Backgammon 24.05.2006 THE SIMBORG'S... Read more...
Backgammon Haikus
28.06.2006
Watching the dice come up cocked /  very much like my first marriage.  Your disgustingly slow play will not disturb my inner tranquility /   I recite this mantra as I plan his dismemberment  Alone in the box /   watching the faces of my former friends.   Whether to make his 5 point or mine /  Wishing I could flip a coin so no one could see.  Please... Read more...
Fifteen Ways
24.05.2006
FIFTEEN WAYS TO IRRITATE YOUR OPPONENT:We all know that an irritated, distracted opponent will play worse.  Here’s some “advanced” tips for you:<a href='http://online-marketing.co.il/ads/www/delivery/ck.php?n=ae434f68&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://online-marketing.co.il/ads/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=1&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=... Read more...
Dontcha Just Love It?
24.05.2006
Dontcha Just Love It?!?Dontcha just love it when all you need is a 3 or 4 to hit and win, but instead you roll double 5 or 6, missing, and costing you the game, but your opponent says something like:  “Nice roll” or “Boy you sure get lots of doubles!”?   And dontcha just love it when your opponent gets the perfect roll to hit, make the prime, and probably win the match, and just sits... Read more...
Why I Never Complain About The Dice
24.05.2006
Why I Never Complain About The Dice at backgammon game:It's rude.  It suggests your opponent is just lucky and detracts from his skill. It's poor form.   <a href='http://online-marketing.co.il/ads/www/delivery/ck.php?n=ae434f68&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://online-marketing.co.il/ads/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=1&cb=... Read more...
"Practical" Backgammon
24.05.2006
Column on "practical" backgammon game:    If I were writing a column on "practical" backgammon game, here would be the titles to some of my articles:Maximize Your Wins by Choosing Worse Opponents   How to Break your Opponent's Fingers   Things to do to Amuse Yourself While Playing a Slow Opponent   Effective Sneering   <a href='http://online-marketing.co.il... Read more...
Simborg's Laws Of Backgammon
24.05.2006
 It’s easy to tell when you have a great roll-- the dice will be cocked  For every cube action, there is an equal and opposite cube action (that will bite you in the ass later).  Never give a cube you’re afraid will be  taken.  Buying your opponent drinks is the best  investment you’ll ever make.  No cube is too big if the stakes are... Read more...
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